i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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