It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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