No, you can still breathe under the balls.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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