you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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