I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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