she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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