Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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