Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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