Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wanna passion pit in your ass
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
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Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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