the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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