You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Randomize
