I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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