Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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