It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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