Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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