did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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