she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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