Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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