He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
