I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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