I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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