You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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