Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(907): View more from Alaska

my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.

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(407): View more from Florida

So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?

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(330): View more from Ohio

I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god

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