You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Don't EVER smell your tampon
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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