I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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