youre lurking in front of me
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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