How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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