She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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