just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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