i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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