1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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