i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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