i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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