Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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