all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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