you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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