Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She announced her abortion via fbk
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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