people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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