Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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