i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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