When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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