I look better un-naked...
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
