This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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