He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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