I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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