im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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