I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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