I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
