dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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