i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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