Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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