i think my mom watched the whole time
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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