i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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